Scribbler's Den

They say revenge is a dish best served cold.  I know that means after the heat of the moment but I served it up cold literally.

I found the culprit and wrought payback upon him. I located an array of items within his bag that I considered essential and gladwrapped them. Unoriginal?  True.  But, I added a twist.  Between layers of gladwrap I added sticky and smelly things like minced garlic and dishwashing liquid.

Below is a picture of the culprit's favourite pens and pencils all wrapped up. In this particluar package there are several layers each filled with vegemite, dishwashing liquid, sunscreen, minced garlic and the cherry on top - canned tuna.  I was careful to pack the ends of the package with slimey stuff too in case he tried to extricate his goods that way.

 The white substance you can see is the sunscreen.  Underneath is the tuna.

This is a particularly good trick to play with someone's car keys.  There is no way for the victim to get their goods out without getting their hands all sticky and smelly.  For some it can't get much worse.

UPDATE: When the victim unwrapped his calculator, with only one layer of minced garlic, he was gagging.  He is currently refusing to open the behemoth pictured.  The longer he leaves it the worse it will be.

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